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Children's Books You'll Never See

This is from a contest in the Washington Post a couple of weeks ago...

  • "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
  • "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
  • "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
  • "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington) (Erin inserting himself into the list here: you might want to look up the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" if you want to know why this particular title suggested itself.)
  • "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
  • "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
  • "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
  • "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker,
    Landover Hills)
  • "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"(Martin
    Keutel, Alexandria)
  • "Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)
  • "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
  • "You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)
  • "You Were an Accident"
  • "How To Dress Sexy for Grownups"
  • "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
  • "All Dogs Go to Hell"
  • "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
  • "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  • "Fun with Pointy Things"
  • "Keep Picking At It"
  • "It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"
  • "If it's in a Bottle Drink It"
  • "Eating Glue is Good For You"
  • "You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"
  • "Sharing is For the Weak"
  • "Foreigners are Bad People"
  • "Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"
  • "Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"
  • "Is the Stove Hot Yet?"
  • "Dead Pets Are Fun Too"
  • "The New Baby is Better Than You"
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