Bad Luck Buccaneer
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their
adventures at sea. Noting the pirates peg-leg, hook, and eye patch. The sailor asks
"So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a giant wave
swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin me out, a school of sharks appeared and
one of em bit me leg off".
"Blimey!" said the sailor. "What about the hook"?
"Ahhhh...", mused the pirate, "We were boardin a trader ship, pistols
blastin and swords swingin this way and that. In the fracas me hand got
"Zounds!" remarked the sailor. "And how came ye by the eye patch"?
"A seagull droppin fell into me eye", answered the pirate. "You lost
your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well..." said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."
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