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Taming Of The Shrews

Taming Of The Shrews

One beautiful Florida morning a guy was walking down the beach and noticed a bottle laying in the sand, and kicked it. He kept kicking it down the beach for about 15 minutes before stopping and picking it up. When he picked it up he noticed that it had a cap on it so, he opened
it. Upon opening it out popped a beautiful but pissed off female genie.

She stated, "Normally, I would grant the person that let me out of my bottle 3 wishes, but since you just got done kicking me down the beach for the past 15 minutes I'm only going to grant you one wish so make it good."

The guy thought and thought and then said, "I know what I want! I would like to wake up with 3 women in my bed in the morning." The genie stated it will be so!

So the guy went home and woke up the next morning with Lorraina Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and, Hillary Clinton in bed with him, he then noticed that his penis had been cut off, both knees were broke, and he didn't have an ounce of health care.

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