You Know You're No Longer A Kid When

• Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
• Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
• The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
• Being bad is no longer cool.
• You have friends who have kids.
• Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
• You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
• Your parents' jokes are now funny.
• You have once said, "Whutch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
• You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller album.
• You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.
• Two words: parachute pants
• Naps are good.
• Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
• You have once deemed Space Invaders as "the best game ever."
• When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"
• The only thing in your cereal box is ... cereal.
• You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
• Your idea of fun parties now include chips 'n' salsa and Snapple.
• You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
• You WANT clothes for Christmas.
• You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• You've bought an album on vinyl.
• You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
• You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

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