Humorbin Joke of the week issue #1 - July 15, 2001
Q&A
- What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!
- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
- How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
- How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It
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- How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroid's
- What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.
- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
- What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
- What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
- What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.
- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
- What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
- Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
- Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
- Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The crap out of their Dog.
- What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
- What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
- What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!
- What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
Skeet.
- What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
An Amish Drive-By Shooting
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